Fairly Harmless

Pointless banter about salacious sculptures of shrubbery, masterly massaging muskox, and dazzling displays of delight.

Pointless banter about bungling buckaroo blunders, sculpting seasonal gourds and chilling tales of terror.

Pointless banter about personal transformations, massive meat missiles and luscious earthy amber.

Pointless banter about the sweetest betrayals, dijon delights and discovering lost treasures.

Pointless banter about rhythmic wrecks, frosty fixations, and futuristic frontiers.

Pointless banter about arachnid assassins, wooden wonders and somnolent saviors.

Pointless banter about shirtless soul brothers, buoyancy blunders and jolly jovial jobs.

Pointless banter about evading Davy Jones’ locker, sacred sandwich glaze and spuds of love.

Pointless banter about rolls, and balls, and beads, oh my!

Pointless banter about ancient beam recordings, enterprising debacles and shilling for clams.

Pointless banter about our third annual contest giveaway, burger land bedevilments and four wheeler follies. 

Pointless banter about camouflaged creatures, mechanized dirigibles and saccharine cinematics. 

Pointless banter about directional derangement, vinyl virtuosos and trials of the trails.

Pointless banter about transcendent tumbling, extravagant curios and an astral ancestor.

Pointless banter about derelict diversions, tech tunnel vision and illusions of grandeur.